LOLzButt93: My question is about playing music automatically in an email? Is there any way to do it?
LOLzButt93: I know, it's a terrible idea. This is for a client. Please tell me no.
MCRR: This is easy, and surprisingly low tech. First you take a dump into a paper bag. It has to be paper. Then you set it on fire, wait until it's burning pretty good, and then smash your customer's face directly into it, repeatedly. For as long as the bag stays lit, everyone in the world (except your customer, see note) will hear the exact sound the customer wants played. What's great is that email is not even required for this to work.
MCRR: Note that it is in fact physically possible for the customer to hear the sound during the process, and biometric/brain imaging tests have confirmed that the sound is received in the customers brain. However, we run up against the effective limits of the brain's multitasking, and the sound data is crowded out by the wealth of other rich sensory data being processed at a high rate by the customer.
LOLzButt93: OK, so i use flash for this?
MCRR: No, use Excel.
LOLzButt93: OK. Howe do i get to that from frontpage??
LOLzButt93: really not getting the help i need here guys.
MCRR: OK. Here are the instructions for your customer for how to use FrontPage to create and send this email:
MCRR: Open up FrontPage. Take out an Adobe AfterEffects install DVD but DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR COMPUTER. Hold the Adobe DVD to your forehead while you jump out the window. The email will go out using FrontPage's "Mail Merge" feature, formatted exactly as you described it in the RFP, just before you reach the ground.
LOLzButt93: cool thanks. trying this now. FINGERS CROSSED!!!!
Ol' Dirty Woman: TURBOGRAFX16